Country Dictionary

Bouzouki

A greek musical instrument

Ted shoved a bouzouki up Scott's ass after the insults would not stop.

Houdini Shit

The act of taking a shit, and not having to wipe due to the turd not leaving a mess on the outside of your asshole.

Dude, good thing my shit was a Houdini Shit, there wasnt any motherfuckin TP in the bathroom.

squarning

To roll a joint and smoke it

Hey tom are you squarning??

pile driver

When Jonica is bent over while her man straddles her from behind in the "squatting" position