A fork of Rural Dictionary
Drinking a funnel out of the funnel portion instead of the hose.
I did a couple of reverse funnels and now I'm drunk
When you have sex with an identical twin and see their twin for the first time
I was having sex with Chloe and then met her sister Zoe later that night. I experienced a feeling of quantum enbanglement after looking her up and down.
When an unsocial person heads to college and finds out it's a completely different world. They start partying like crazy and never do any work because they have never experienced something like this. They usually find pretty limp parties "out of control".
Steve is loving some pretty lame parties, I think he's got party shock.
A college class at 8 in the morning
I can only drink until 3am because I have an eighter in the morning
An organization who collects money to satisfy the needs of the people, especially broke college kids looking for ways to have a good time without spending their own money.
The Lazy Charity, Jerry's Kids, Ronald Mcdonald House
One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. Usually male. Pronouned oppo as in opposite.
Day 1, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is Day 1, Them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code SON Day 2 with opposite sex, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is Day 2 with opposite sex, Them: That is very insensitive of you and I'm sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. You should learn to be more respecful to girls. You: (thinking to yourself) He's a fucking oppodouche