A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bluebottle fly
Someone left the garbage open and now there's uzzards everywhere.
a state of intoxication bordering on total sensory ruin, usually involving waking up somewhere wondering what the fuck you did the night before.
I was so n'cheekd last night I woke up in the lion enclosure at the zoo. I have no clue how I got there
When something is a load of old bollocks.
What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.
The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.
I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.
Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.
inebriation pretty similar to n'cheekd. The two words can be combined as in rankord n'cheekd
I was well rankord last night