Country Dictionary

Cousin Eddie

A really smelly suprise fart that comes out of no where and just won't go away!!! Also tends to happen when the "shitters full"!

I wish you had warned me before you contaminated my lungs with that Cousin Eddie!

Vom monster

This is what you become after a day, morning, or night of non stop puking! Not always related to drinking but the most common cases are.

After a combination of wine, beer, and fireball last night I turned into a Vom monster all night and into this morning.

Lemuring

When one lays back and turns their face towards the sun to soak up all the rays! An act that lemurs do in groups on sunny days!

Its a little chilly out but we could still bundle up on the boat do some lemuring to tan our faces!

DNR

DNR in medical terminology typically refers to do not rescucitate. However, DNR text is one you send to your side chick/dude which stands for "do not respond" it is sent prior to a text you want to send but fear a response may cause problems with your girlfriend/boyfriend.

DNR. I wish I was gently batting your knockers right now however I will have to wait til the gf isn't around...