Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

danvan

A big lifter who needs to get over his ex girlfriend

That guy is such a danvan over Susan

by Tony August 19, 2003

Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.

when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!

by tony February 25, 2004

chillin

chillin means relaxing in the ghetto w/ PIMP GANGSTER!

gangster 1- sup?
gangster2- chillin at the holiday inn...

by tony December 14, 2003

night vision

the steriotype that women have that all black guys are hot, and it pisses me off

I can't believe that bitch is stuck on night vision I aint gonna be gettin none from her

by Tony May 10, 2004

essai

The way the mentally handicap (or differently abled) might spell the latino term "ese".

uhhh.... duuuhhhh... eye tink dat ese iz spelt e-s-s-a-i.

by Tony March 07, 2004

fatality

A sexual move that first involves a running start guiding ones penis into the anus of ones significant other. Thrust repeatedly into your partner until you are on the brink of ejaculation and then slip your penis into your partners mouth and before you cum, punch her in the nose, aka strawberry milkshake.

"Dude, I dont think that my girl appreciated that before the night was over i gave her the fatality"

by Tony February 23, 2005

charity fuck

plowing the snot out of some chick just cause she looked like she could have used a good stiff cock in her ass.

Hey look at that fugly chick at the end of the bar.
yeah but she has some big ole titties!
well shell be a charity fuck later on tonight.

by tony January 25, 2004