Country Dictionary

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handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

handicap

Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

Joe crashed his bike like a handicap.

by Kaiyo July 22, 2003

handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.

by hesterprynne221 December 07, 2011

handicap

Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"

Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap!

by James the ninja pirate! October 15, 2003

handicapable

A term that many disabled people actually hate, that is a cutesy euphemism for disabled.

Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable.
Disabled person: I hate it when nondisabled people refer to me as some cutesy euphemism like handicapable or differently abled. I'm disabled. #SayTheWord

by NickEBigD January 24, 2018

handicaped

Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

You are handicaped.

by Rdejong3 January 22, 2012

Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

by Zain Ali May 22, 2008