Country Dictionary

A popular country singer. Has very many fans. Only one thing that doesn't make too much sense: He is from Australia, not the Southern U.S. like most sountry performers.

I hate all those southern country singers.
What about Keith Urban? He's from down under.

1. To be drunk or chemically altered in any way.

I was doing flips last night, i started to dance on a table.

The state of someone when they could hula hoop with a cheerio.

She is so skinny she could probably hula hoop with a cheerio.

N. When someone jizzes (sperms or ejacualates) in another's eye. Characterized by the image of the sperm stretching like a spider's legs when the one who was spider eyed opens his/her eye.

Some Girl: I got spider eyed by someone last night. I wish I knew who though, I was passed out.
Me: That really blows. I wonder who would do that.
Me thinking: So it actually works.

To small to matter at all.

His dick is so Rhode Island you would never get pregnant.

n. A complete fuck up.

George Bush is the biggest George Bush. Go to Google, type failure, then click on 'I'm feeling lucky'. See what happens.

A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.

The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.