A fork of Rural Dictionary
A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.
"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out" "No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"
Avoiding exposure to anything other than: a. Cannabis b. Pimp my ride c. Playing guitar d. Listening to incubus
"You out to night brains?" "nah think i'll have a mellow one"
To savagely assault a person whom you feel would benefit from such an act.
“If you steal my fucking stapler one more time I’m going to punch the cunt out of you”