A fork of Rural Dictionary
Often used as the following of bands, in particular jam bands such as Phish, Grateful Dead, String Cheese Incident
A night out with friends involving the excessive consumption of alcohol and cheating on your partner.
"Fucking hell I was twisted last night... fucked some tart, keep it quiet tho don't want <insert girlfriends name here> to find out" "No worries bruv. What goes on, on tour stays on tour"
An all night experience with liquor, possibly drugs, and friends of your choice. There will be no sleep. Sex is optional. You go where the liquor takes you
Man i was on a dirty tour last night, im so hungover. i dont even know what happened
when someone cannot sit down and work but has to walk around and wave
'Hi C aren't you supposed to be revising' 'No E, i've just go to go and see this really important person in that non desrcript place' E (to self) any excuse to go on a tour!
vt. ("to go on tour"); to go clubbing or on a pub crawl with a collection of acquaintances, with the sole mission to get as bladdered as possible and generally behave in a leary and lecherous manner. See also on the sauce, on the razzle dazzle. A keen pasttime of
Me: "So are you guys on tour, to the teef?" Jamie: "Aye, heavy to the who! Bushtucker tour 2006!"