Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

MAV

Stands for Mormon Assault Vehicle. Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro. A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV) Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children. To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

Damnit, the fucking taco bell drive thru is full of MAV's, i cant get any damn lunch! "I Drive a MAV, because what ever I hit, I win!" This fucking MAV almost side swiped me today coming out of Target!

by TTM September 21, 2004

two part series

A two part series is when extenuating circumstances do not allow you to finish a bowel movement all the way.

I need to finish up this two part series because I had to answer the door while I was on the pot! I can see that this needs to be a two part series, because i need to get back to work in 10 minutes.

by TTM May 10, 2005

Phantom Ring

This happens when you are expecting a phone call - you keep hearing your cell phone ring or vibrate when it actually isn't.

Yes! Finally she called me back *reaches in pocket* Dang it.. phantom ring.

by TTM January 21, 2006

suck like a fox

Spawning from a Simpsons episode where Homer cooks up a scheme to smuggle booze into Springfield during prohibition. Literally means to do something bad/unskillfull on purpose for reasons that arnt obvious. See crazy like a fox

Bart: Man Homer, you suck! {At bowling} Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!

by TTM October 17, 2004

Platonic Reality

A) The real essence of anything that is dimly reflected in physical existence. For example, circular objects are crude approximations to an ideal perfect circle (The Platonic Reality of circles). B) The Ultimate ... C) Perfect, utopian, ideal

Originating from Plato, he thought what we see in the physical world is a dim reflection of the true ideal thing. OMG, she is the Platonic Reality of all girls. hott.

by TTM November 02, 2004

spin a bitch

When driving down a wide and empty road, to jerk the steering wheel as hard as you can the other direction in order to get on the opposite side of the street, in the fastest, most efficient tread depleting manner. Also called a zero point turn.

Shit dude, Wendys was back there! Should I spin a bitch!?

by TTM October 17, 2004