A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fake invitation, when the person throwing out the invite knows you can’t accept it. The intent to look like a nice guy but really the person knows you can’t accept their invite because they know you have plans you can’t change
A douche move
He asked me to his party but knew I was out of town, a finvitation to me
When you are addicted to the ups and downs of the stock market
Ron was so lost in the market trades today, he truly is a stockaholic
When someone in a group sneaks away to go to the bathroom to poop
Steve had to deucescape as his stomach was hurting
I ate something that didn’t agree with my stomach so I made a quick deucescape from my party
Prior to starting your race you have a nervous stomach and poop inside your swim trunks/body suit
My race became a triassthalon due to my nerves as I pooped myself
When someone is incapable of hearing you because they are on their iPhone texting or looking at mindless websites
I was talking to Steve when all of a sudden he didn’t hear a word I said, he was distracted by his iPhone , he was in the phone zone
Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine
Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor
When your high five is insincere
That was definitely a fake five and phony