A fork of Rural Dictionary
Discustingly heavy running shoes often worn by nerds. Most commonly used for running and jumping over things. Look best when worn with tight denim pants. Brooks is the largest sneak making company today.
"Yo! Where my sneaks" "Bryan, I'll trade your La Coste shoes for my sneaks"
To do something ominous or bad. A code word us in a disscusion about cheating on your girlfriend, smoking pot or drinking so no one else around you will know what your talking about.
Hey man, after i got done playing the second set of the show, i went back stage and pulled some SNEAKS with that one chick.
A better word for sneakers but only shortened
"Dude have you seen my sneak sneaks?" John asked. "Your what?" Ellie said confused. "My sneak sneaks? Never mind I found them" he held up his sneakers. "Oh your sneakers. "
Technique used if a girl lets you finger her in the ass, but won't let you have anal sex with her. Most effective when you can tell that she is curious to try it and turned on by her own naughty thoughts, but scared that it will hurt. Sneaking it in occurs after you have successfully put one, then two fingers in her ass. This is when you quickly make the switch, pulling the two fingers out of her ass and sneaking your cock in there instead without her noticing the switch until its too late. This is when she will most likely just accept that she has a cock in her ass and just keep taking it.
Last night I ended up sneaking it in on this chick, and she took it like a champ after the instant realization that she was no longer an anal virgin.
The 1936 equivilant of The Cheat. A lively fellow who is really quite unique. Small, smart and yellow with a rodent-like phisique. Doesn't play the cello and never gets to speak. Strong Bad's Leporello. A dapper swindler out of Tammany hall who got what's for from Boss Tweed. Once did the holly-golly on the Panama Canal. A jaunty jacknapes with moxie and pizazz. Drinks bootleg hooch and listens to the jazz. Captures all the clever girls affections and made off with my Fluffy Puff confections. He's dasterdly, loves catastrophy, his schemes are masterly, takes tea at half past three. Dropped the Homestar Runner from his flying machine and put a bengal tiger in the Kaizer's latrine.
The sneak, I showed him what's for!