A fork of Rural Dictionary
Jenkem is a drug made by third world countries by pooping in a bottle and letting it ferment. In the US, if you have to take a crap and find a floater left in the can, then you've been Jenkemed.
Joe: I really had to crap today, and I rushed into the first open stall. Pete: So, how is that a cool story? Joe: Well someone left a floater and I got Jenkemed!