Country Dictionary

so high you dont kno were you are or what your doing.

i got so blasted last night i dont know what i did

Swings from webs in New York City (see spiderman)

Fartmachine, Fartmachine does whatever a spider can!

97 Honda accord with ground effects.

Jakes car is loppy.

To take a nap on the couch, chair or any place comfortable but not a bed

I was havin a Kink when the phone rang.

Captain Hazel "Hank" Murphy rules.

Listen here Fignuts.

To do something very annoying, stupid, etc. See also Sar

Dude, quit acting the jap, it was YOUR goddam fault the bong spilled.

to hit a person in the head after clapping your fist into your other hand whilst saying in a strange voice "krumbding".

to be used when someone is being homosexual