A fork of Rural Dictionary
People that once cruised Business Loop 70 in Columbia Missouri in their automobile during the sixties, seventies, and early eighties. Loopers could be identified in action by the muscle cars they drove, and later by the mullets they wore. In normal social circles, they could be picked out when the words "header" or "holley carb" became the focus of conversation. Loopers were known to exist on a diet the primarily consisted of Dairy Queen, or Mugs Up chili dogs. Loopers are largely extinct, with few of the muscle cars still in service, but mostly existing as objects obscured by grass and weeds. As for the mullets, some things never change.
Passenger A: "Hey, check out that looper next to us." Passenger B: "He is listening to Deep Purple." Passenger A: "Is that a chick with him?" Passenger B: "It's hard to tell, the hairdo is the same and they are both wearing flannel shirts and chewing skoal." **the light changes and the looper squeals away from the light leaving our observers behind. Sarcastically: "Like..WOW...he just totally smoked your Ford Fiesta man.. He's so cool..."
Human female vagina lips that are very similar to the comb or waddle on a turkeys head and neck.
I had to tie Gina's turkey waddle to her knees before I could get my groove on.
The noise made by butt cheeks flapping together as gas is expelled violently. This usually occurs after consuming several bean burritos, drinking a warm coke and jumping on a trampoline.
George sure is noisy today. He has a terrible case of flutterbutt
Thae last little dribble of sperm after sex. Can also refer to a man of small stature that feels the need to overcompensate by putting down small children and his immediate employees so he can feel better about being short.
Honey..there is a litte squink... and ...That guy I work for is a real squink!
A large round spot on a carpet resembling a pizza. Usually found while cleaning up the morning after a raging party. Most often the result of a really voluminous hork after after eating and having one too many.
Guy 1 “Dude, who ordered the pizza?” Guy 2 “Look closer, it’s not a regular pizza, it’s a carpet pizza” Guy 1 “Dude, that’s nasty!” Guy 2 “Put a rug over it, no one will notice.”
The act of letting a small, squeaky fart that ends up with a tiny pointy turd peeking past the balloon knot, lodged almost at the point of no return. Related to Prairie Doggin'
Man, I just had a squeak n peek...where is the toilet paper?
The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.
After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.