A fork of Rural Dictionary
(n.) Trying to get with a girl only to: - be interrupted 3 times by your roommates, - finally get the condom on, get it in her, find out there's a hole in it - trying to to tell her about the hole, only to realize she's deaf, and - ultimately, failing to get off. (adj.) to describe such a terrible event.
(n.) He pulled a mullen last night. What a retard. (adj.) Shit, man, last night was a real mullen moment.