Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Justin Beiber Haircut

The haircut that most lesbians get at a barber shop .

The Justin Beiber Haircut is a new trend for lesbians .

by Td August 06, 2016

Sponsored By Adidas

A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ? Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ? Guy : 1 No something very very disturbing . Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ? Guy : 1 You ever watch Sponsored By Adidas.

by Td November 06, 2021

Oboma care

Biggest load of bullshit you will ever hear about in your entire life .

I can't believe you fild for {Oboma care} not how are you going to pay off your medical bills .

by Td August 02, 2016

honduh

An alternate spelling of "Honda,"a really crappy car. Every man and their dog drives one, and most of them are riced out by some 16 year old kid who thinks vynils, stickers, illegal tint and huge spoilers will give him an extra 70 horsepower.

Look at that riced out honduh over there. That gay bodykit makes it look even worse.

by td March 26, 2004

FCC

Facist bastards who bitch about anything and everything. They're a conservative extremist organization thats a puppet of the bush administration. These right wing assholes have nothing better to do with their time than bitch about Janet Jackson's titties and Howard Stern's liberal views. They try to censor anything that's left wing, and so far, it seems like they may succeed. Do the country a favor and vote Democrat in 2004.

Damn FCC is censoring the Howard Stern show again. Fucking facist dickheads.

by td March 26, 2004

focus

A cheap, slow car by Ford that when floored, accelerates at the same speed as a snail.

I took a Focus for a test drive. I floored it and it went nowhere.

by td March 26, 2004