A fork of Rural Dictionary
Women who love other women, in the romantic sense, along with friendship. Heterosexual men often are very aroused by seeing two women making love. Unfortuanately for those men, lesbians are women who are devoted romantically, emotionally, and sexually to other women, not to men.
You'd think that there's many single gay men and many devoted lesbian couples... but look: there's lots of loving gay male couples and countless of single lesbians!
I want you to know that I don't care about any of that stuff. Because I'm in lesbians with you.
Females that are sexually and emotionally attracted to females and only females. Lesbian (and being one) does not necessarily mean: 1) Rug muncher/carpet licker etc. 2) Being ugly. 3) Being desperate and not being able to get men. 4) A fifteen year old who thinks another girl is pretty. 5) Something that will make you popular if you claim to be it, you are who you are.... 6) People with manly features. 7) A loser. 8) Someone to be descriminated. 9) Someone who is any different to hetrosexual person. 10) Someone who got drunk and kissed someone of the same sex.
Jack: Everyone is a fucking lesbian these days, manly beasts. Freddie: That is because it's now "cool" to be gay so everyone claims to be because they want attention and to be "different".
Mystical Creatures. They ride in on unicorns usualy in groups of two. They are very rare. Most people say lesbians are not hot but the lesbians they speak of are of a different evil breed. They Ride in on flying monkeys(or motorcycles as modern people call them) to capture the Pure Hot lesbians to convert them to the ugly ones.
Bill: Look Tim a lesbian Tim: quick Bill grab your camera. Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians
Either incredibly hot or not hot at all.
If you know anything about lesbians, you know exactly what I mean.
Pocket queens when playing texas hold'em
You guys are all in trouble I've got pocket lesbians.