Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Coco Pops

When someone fucking dies often in a brutal way.

That's you Coco Pops, son.

by TedKFan69 November 26, 2019

Toddler Gobbler

Another way to refer to pitbulls or any large breed of dog, typically those with an aggressive stigma attached to them, or is otherwise not well behaved. Pitbulls are particularly well known for mercing small children when unattended.

"Jesus, look at that fucking dog." "Hide your kids, that there's a toddler gobbler!"

by TedKFan69 July 18, 2022

Gay Cope

When a previously heterosexual male decides to become gay due to the female dating scene being too difficult to master.

"Yeah man, dating guys is way easier. It's all femboys for me from here on out." "Well son, it seems to me you've deployed the gay cope."

by TedKFan69 April 04, 2023

autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.

OP: How do my gains look bros? Anon: >autism fist Anon: NGMI

by TedKFan69 March 01, 2023

Smooth

The Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit "Smooth" as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album "Supernatural."

Man, I'd rather be listening to the Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit 'Smooth' as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album 'Supernatural.'

by TedKFan69 April 11, 2020