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Amazingly quick sex in an Olympic sized pool.

Dude, how'd the date go with Emma? Good, after BBQ we waited 30-min before jumping in the pool to do it phelps-style.

Two retards engaged in a stupid conversation.

Most political debates are twotarded.

To hit a bong type apparatus inside, near a window slightly open, because it's too cold to smoke outside or anywhere inside with windows fully open.

I thought about rolling a blunt but it's too cold out, so I just packed the bong and took a window-hit.

The female equivalent of a mu stash. Located directly above the female reproductive area a.k.a. the vagina.

After a day at the spa, my girlfriend returned with a well trimmed pussstash.

An empty box of tissues used to unload masturbated seamen.

My girlfriend was completely disgusted to find my jizz box under the bed - I reminded her it's grosser to unload on the carpet.

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending. Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

A reference guide that facilitates the understanding of retarded people.

I imagine you have a point, however, I am not carrying my retard dictionary to completely understand you.