Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Brotation

A term used to describe a male or female that is in a sex rotation between a group of Bros.

I was talking with Mike and Glen about Janet’s schedule this week, and apparently she’s in the Brotation for Glen on TuesdayThursdsy and Mike Saturday/Sunday. I guess she will be in the Brotation for me on Monday/ Wednesday, and maybe she will get Friday off.

by Tee Cee Deez May 12, 2021

Dumperdick Blues

A feeling of loss, sorrow, and total emptiness, because without explanation, your partner has denied all access to the dumper.

I’m not sure what’s going on with Amber, but it’s been at least a month since we have had anal sex. I’ve got a case of the Dumperdick Blues, and if I don’t get into that brown nectar soon, it’s going to get worse.

by Tee Cee Deez February 19, 2019

Load Bearing Balls

A set of fertile balls ready to deliver a mammoth baby making load

Rita said she was in the baby making window, and boy was she in luck, I bombed her with my Load Bearing Balls.

by Tee Cee Deez March 17, 2019

Cuntcasian

An individual of not necessarily of Caucasian ethnicity but has the tendencies of one, that at times acts like a total cunt.

Jesus, I don’t know what’s gotten into Mike, but he’s acting like a total Cuntcasian. You’d think with the way he acts he was born into an ultra wealthy family from Beverly Hills. This cheesedick is from Seattle, not Bellevue.

by Tee Cee Deez April 05, 2023

Donglirious

Donglirious is a state a person has fallen into when they have had either to much or have had access to zero dong at all, resulting in the subject becoming delirious.

Man oh man, did you hear about Alicia? I guess Barry was dishing her the dong all weekend long, and as a result she became Donglirious and had to miss work. Of all the things you can miss work for in today’s age, she’s missing it due to a serious intake of the old third leg. Sad and yet beautiful at the same time.

by Tee Cee Deez March 15, 2020

Dongdiculous

Is a term used to describe an overwhelming, ridiculous sized dong

Mother fucker, I was talking Heather, who I have been trying to dismantle for what seems to be a lifetime, and as I was about to finally make my move she brings up her ex, Matt. I’m asking her questions about what made this cheesedick so great and she says he was the most Dongdiculous guy she’s ever banged. I said Dongdiculous? She said the most ridiculous sized dong she’s had the pleasure on annihilating. She then follows up by saying if it’s not to the knee, it’s not for me. By knee she means 10 inches limp. That was the day a little piece of me died, I could never satisfy that perfect piece of ass. No Jim and heather kissing in a tree. FUCK!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020

Canitize

The act of cleaning another persons anus before slipping your dong in the ass.

I was about to rail Sophie, but her ass was so shitloaded I had to canitize it to make sure it was clean.

by Tee Cee Deez February 27, 2020