Country Dictionary

1. A vulgar synonym for the penis, most commonly used as a term for big phallusses.
2. The currency of Vietnam.
3. Part of the onomatopoeia for the sound of a bell: "ding dong"

1. He has a big dong.
2. The Dong is worth very little.
3. "Ding dong!"

second sound on the doorbell

Ding, dong; ding, dong

50% of a doorbell.

DIng Dong!

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"