A fork of Rural Dictionary
LETBS - Let The Bitch Slide
The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)
Craig: Why were you guys late last night?
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..
this Covid era trend of men in their 50's 60's... or even 70's ... who retain their rockstar "Body by Jake"
ABS well into their Senior years...
Goofus: "Gallent, check out that old dude with all those chicks!!"
Gallent: "Yeah goofus, he is a total Senior Pimpizen! "
Gallent: "...hope we're like that when we turn 60!"
Goofus: "word.... lets grab some pizza?"
Gallent: ".....!"
LAMBS / L.A.M.B.S - Refers to the least productive denominator co-workers found in white collar jobs:
Bill: "Dude i spent all weekend rewriting this test module and Frank shot it down"
Ted: "Yeah dude.. Frank does nothing but meetings all day. He is SUCH a LAMB!!"
Amazon Shop and Shipping Rules Everything Around Me
Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M
Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen
Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
Reserved for larger ladies that cannot fit into their "Apple Bottom Jeans"
(knuckleheads, after watching an episode of the hit Showtime Series... SHAMELESS)
Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!