A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.
"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen." "Yeah? What happened to him?" "He got in trouble with the feds." "Wow what an electrontube5."
An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.
"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard." "Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."