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One of the hottest rappers and producers of all time. Been around since back in the NWA days and constantly demonstrating language wizardry and wordplay that is staggering.

Throw in some DJ Quik - lets get this party crunk

When you make love to a girl on her period, and it significantly lessens the duration of the menstruation.

Due to the plunger effect of my penis in her vagina, the sheets got ruined, but her period was over in 2 days instead of 5, so I got to have sex with my wife during the Superbowl.

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

A Cocktail Ingredients: 1 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Light Rum 1 oz. Chambord Raspberry Liqueur 1 oz. Midori 1 oz. Cranberry Juice 1 oz. Orange Juice 1 oz. Pineapple Juice Instructions: Mix in a tall glass and stir well. It should have a murky brown color, hence the name.

"A glass of Chardonnay for the lady, and what may I get you tonight, sir?" "I'll take a dumpster juice."

to masturbate

I will be back later, I am going to go get my high school year book and yank wang.

an extravagantly powerful and juicy fart

un pedota jugoso scorched my draws.

capri pants designed for men

1. look at that european wearing man capris! 2. look at those two guys holding hands wearing man capris!