A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.
"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."
"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."
"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"
The sexual act or interest of inserting or harboring potatoes or similiar root crops inside one’s rectal cavity, often for an extended period.
My friend Emily got really into mud-spudding.
My roommate has a mud-spudding kink, so now we never have groceries to make mashed potatoes.
Now that we’ve been dating for a few months, I think we should try mud-spudding
Rhett can’t go on a bike ride today, because he’s mud-spudding.