A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When something is so completely unbelievable/ridiculous that it doesn't seem real.
2. When some fuckery takes place in your life to the point where it seems surreal.
Josh: Dude, did you see Justin Biebers porno with Megan Fox?
Matt: WTF, THIS CAN'T BE LIFE!!
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So, today I almost got bit by a dog, raped by Rebecca black, I lost 5 thousand dollars, then my dog died. This can't be life.