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When a women's thighs are still shaking after sex due to the girth of the penis that was just inside her.
Ashley really enjoyed my girthquake.
Smiddyism is a new religion created by smiddy. The main point of smiddyism is to have fun and always full send. You praise smiddy. Embrace your inner Chad. Drink some white claws and smoke some doinks.. Your after life is pretty freakin dope if you live by smiddyism faithfully. Smiddy the god of our religion owns 666 acres in heaven. He bought it from god. As the religion grows he will buy more land.
Yo are you apart of smiddyism if so we should drink some white claws together at the frat house
Smiddy is basically God like. He can do anything he wants. You can't deny him access to anything. He owns 666 acres in heaven. He is his own religion. Jimi hendrix is one of his prophets. He is trying to convert everyone to smiddyism especially Conner Cline. He is every race so he can't be racist. He is the biggest Chad to ever exist. He makes the best jokes and isn't a hoe. He is DAD.
Bro smiddy just took my mom on a date to Olive garden but I can't do anything because he's a god.
Hey John did you go to the fruit factory last night.