A fork of Rural Dictionary
A guy who is always on the bottom on the leaderboard of people. He has a little secret something in his pants, Its wider than it is longer. He has long hair and is 1000000% white origin. Don't forget Ethan is vertically fat. So he can reach things for you. And he likes
cookies. A very epicccc gamer and a memergamerlitfamdab
"Whomst?"
"Ethan."
"Dissapointed."
The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.
Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"