Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

That's tuff

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole

guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff

by Thatoneubergæguy November 10, 2019

Wide Butts

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!? Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth

her: I just want to cuddle tonight him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019

So, no head?

A question you ask when the act if your partner inserting your penis inside of their face hole is not going to happen

Girl: My jaw hurts nigga Boy: So, no head?

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Tipsy PP

Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp

Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp

by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019