A fork of Rural Dictionary
A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)
You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner? Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!
You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go... Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails. You: You're such a time burgler!