A fork of Rural Dictionary
The biggest hick ever to lead this country. And i can say that proudly, because I was on Kerry's side. I mean his mission to fuck everything up was accomplished the LAST four years he was in charge. He doesnt need to do it AGAIN
George W. Bush: I'm the decider!
Procrastination is a lot like Masturbation. It seems like a good idea at the time, but in the end you're really only fucking yourself.
I'll think of an example later...(ehem PROCRASTINATION)
v. Dirty Dancing; A girl rubs her booty all over the guys crotch; something really fun to do with the oppostie sex
Rochelle really likes grinding with Steffen...especially at school
v. Dirty Dancing; A girl rubs her booty all over the guys crotch; something really fun to do with the oppostie sex
Rochelle really likes grinding with Steffen...especially at school
n. A word used to insult somebody, means basically the same as kunckle head. Knuckle-head is to knuckles in your head, as chuckle-butt is to chuckles in your butt. Can also mean one who farts a lot.
Example 1-
Daughter who is texting her friend on her cell: Daddy, my friend just said i was stupid!
Father: Well, call her a chuckle-butt
Example 2-
Girl-Ew, Chris is such a chuckle-butt
Other girl-Tell me about it. Earlier in math class he blew one right in my face!
stupid slang that people with no life use because they are too stupid to say "the"
Rochelle: Fo shiggily Emily, dat was da bomb! (haha that was just a joke)
but this is for real:
Hannah: is anyone goin to da ting on dec 20th? i wanna no hoo's goin besides me and some other peeps!
Hannah again: i hate cotillion! it is da reason most of my friends are neva on aim!!! so if you go to cotillion i hate u!
hannah is a stupid phillipino girl (dont take me the wrong way here phillipino's are cool) who has no clue what so ever about what having a life means and gets grounded for a week for saying "dudes" i mean jesus