Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

broho

A male friend with no sexual discretion.

My broho, Wayne, will fuck anything, with or without a pulse.

by The Donut Fairy September 15, 2016

shrug n' tug

An unenthusiastic handjob.

My wife gave me the ol' shrug n' tug for my birthday.

by The Donut Fairy April 13, 2017

Sperm Bot

A male with a brain programmed only for sex.

I hit the bars last night with a couple of Sperm Bots.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Vaginal Mesh

An all-female punk band from the 80s, whose lead singer died during a a mosh pit accident.

Saw the Vaginal Mesh and witnessed the lead singer do a 10 foot face plant.

by The Donut Fairy May 20, 2016

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy May 06, 2016

Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.

I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.

by The Donut Fairy February 22, 2016