A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
Did you see that wicked 12-6 curveball Jake just dealt to Brandon?
When you are so drunk you think an item at McDonald’s called the Mc50 exists.
Tyler ordered a Mc50 with Shack sauce, he is clearly Mc50’d.
A statement made about an observation that is overwhelmingly true (and/or funny) when you think about it, but a statement not anyone can make.
An Owen Statement example: A hot pretzel that gets cold at a sports game is colder than the actual temperature outside.
An individual who is rowdy and raunchy.
The man in the sauna was quite rownchy.
The highest compliment someone who associated with your parents can give about you.
Johnny told Biff his nephew was a VERY cool dude.
A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.
Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.