A fork of Rural Dictionary
if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.
The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it
me: can i drive today dad:no me:oh come on dad:if we die itz your fault me:i got my ass kicked at school today dad:you loser me:they stole my lunch money too dad:man you're the biggest mistake i ever made me:... dad:come on son lets go and hurt does guys then lets go to a buffet
he goes to get the milk, and never comes back
harder daddy (father)
A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars. If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.
I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive.
The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant Who did not work hard for his family who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor . A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else. A friggin slacker The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is
Me: My father was a asshole Person #2 :Yea so is mine Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you