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one of those cheese sticks that u get at the grocery store that look like a frickin dildo
hey mom could you pick me up some of those cheese penises from the store while your out im really hungry.
The pounce happens when you see a stripper on stage and her thong slips as shes bending over to do a sexy little move. You already have a boner, so you whip it out and run on stage and stick it in her while she's unexpected. She yells at you and her bouncer kicks you out of the club. But just remember, you had it in their for a while, and you know she liked it.
Dude, some guy used the pounce and ended up in jail on criminal charges.
Going completely skitzo, berzerko, nuts when your friends play a harmless prank on you, and yet still loving them because such a prank shows that your friends care enough to mess with you.
Tara went totally slanny last year, and the year before, when we fooled her on April Fool's Day.
A small or insignificant thing or person.
To a Geo metro driver... "your gonna die someday running around in that little pisscutter"
In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.
I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.