Country Dictionary

when something is completely and utterly bad

friend at late night saturday party: I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning for work friend2: dude! that's criminal!

When someone is so good looking it should be a crime.

"Have you met Wilhelm? His looks are criminal."

A crip, blood, Pachuco, or other predator who harms innocent people or takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the liberal. A businessman who harms innocent people with dangerous products or a ruined environment, or who takes things that belong to other people. This variety of criminal is protected and defended by the republican.

Pachuco boys beat people up and steal their wallets. Ken Lay steals people's retirement savings and their security. These guys are criminals.

adj. A person with a propensity toward violence, but not enough capital to start a corporation.

I was robbed by a criminal.

when something is uber cool in any way

Did you see the new Harry Potter film?" "Yeah, its criminal!

criminal is an awesome song by disturbed and is among the greatest songs of their time

guy 1: hay hay dude did you hear that song by disturbed guy 2: ya Criminal? guy 1: ya that one guy 2: of coarse who hasn't?

n. Someone who does not have the financial means/power to hire a capable lawyer.

A: "hey thats a criminal" B: "Oh yeah? wat did he do?" A: "He couldn't afford a lawyer"