Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

bumped

When you've got the raw end of a deal, most commonly associated with cannabis.

Dan: Here Dave, I got 10 oz of skunk, lets party! Dave: This isn't skunk, it's parsley! a fucking herb! And its only 2 ounces, you've been seriously bumped!

by The Master E March 14, 2007

Donnered

North east England slang for drunk, mortal, battered, hammered, smashed, mashed, pissed, intoxicated, inebriated, shit faced, blitzed, sloshed, trashed, blasted, munted, fucked up, wasted, crunked, bombed, blazed, trashed, Irish, tanked, etc.

Person 1: Woah, what happened last night? Person 2: You were absolutely donnered, daft cunt.

by The Master E April 27, 2007

taxing

Tiring, knackering.

"Ugh this hill is taxing"

by The Master E September 09, 2007

Feeder

Great rock band from Wales consisting of vocals/guitarist Grant Nicholas, bass player Taka Hirose and drummer Mark Richardson. Their former drummer Jon Lee suffered a tragic death in 2002 after finishing their seventh album Comfort in Sound. However this did not stop their progress in making three additional albums to present day with their new drummer.

How do you feel when there's no sun And how will you be when the rain clouds come pull you down again How will you feel when there's no one Am I just like you Feeling A Moment - Feeder

by The Master E August 15, 2006

Chucknology

The study of Chuck Norris.

Chucknology should be taught to children worldwide.

by The Master E March 03, 2009

tac

North-east England slang for cannabis resin.

Tac smoker: Awww man a'v got ne tac left 'ave a?

by The Master E June 26, 2007

poker night

An excuse for teenagers to get pissed up.

Teenager 1: Agh god how are we going to drink this week end?! Teenager 2: Calm down, we'll have a 'poker night'! Teenager 1: Good idea.

by The Master E June 28, 2007