A fork of Rural Dictionary
Simultaneously drunk and high, to the point of incoherency
God DAMN Dan just had 5 joints and ten shots of tequila... that's one blitzed motherfucker
so high you cant even see straight!
Tra was so blitzed he fell down the stairs!
Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off. The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.
Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you." Boyfriend - "Why?!" Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had." Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."
Of being high or wasted to the extreme.
Dude man you've been smokin' too much your blitzed
The Blitz referes to the Season 5 of How I Met Your Mother, when one person leaves the group for any period of time and something amazing happens. You can pass on the Blitz from being part of the group when somthing amazing does happen, but another person from the group had to leave between 2-30 minutes prior to that amazing thing happening.
Jamie: Barney! where did you go you missed it! Luke: Missed what?! Adam: That awesome beerpong shot! (Prior Blitz)Aaron: yea and i was there! Luke: Awwww man!! (Luke becomes the blitz)