A fork of Rural Dictionary
They effect too much wine consumption has on a womans breasts The deflation, wrinkling, shrivelling and elongation that occurs due to the frequent intake of grape based alcohol
I can tell by those sauvignon saggers that you can handle your drink
She would absolutely be a 10 out of 10 if it weren't for those deflated titties flopping there like burst balloons. So 9 out of 10
She's almost a 10 but she's a punctured princess
Anal prolapse so big and red it looks like a strawberry Calippo
Can I suck on your juicy Calippo ?
Once proud and full knockers that have had the air let out of them They now more resemble 2 burst balloons
Whats a nicer way of saying empty saggy tits? Let down love bubbles
Follow this guide to how to recognise a real life witch 1) “Look for the nose-holes,” my grandmother said. “Witches have slightly larger nose-holes than ordinary people. The rim of each nose-hole is pink and curvy, like the rim of a certain kind of seashell.” “Why do they have such big nose-holes?” I asked. “For smelling with,” my grandmother said. “A REAL WITCH has the most amazing powers of smell. She can actually smell out a child who is standing on the other side of the street on a pitch-black night.” 2) “a REAL WITCH is certain always to be wearing gloves when you meet her.” “Surely not always,” I said. “What about in the summer when it’s hot?” 3) Abnormally large feet. A woman traditionally has small feet but a real life Witch will have men's size feet 4) Rough hands. A witch had rough sore hands from her broomstick riding and potion making. She will also be significantly older than the age she is presenting herself as. Her face may look young but the hands and neck will give her away 5) Deflated saggy breasts. Again a Witch will hide these well using push up bras and not often showing much cleavage. From the expression colder than a witches tit. There is no fat in her breasts and therefore they are very cold. They also receive little blood circulation because they are so thin. 6) Belching. Witches are typically very belchy due to their alcohol intake and their nervousness about being exposed
Follow this survival guide of how to recognise a witch. It could save your life
When her tits are so empty that you can fit them both in your mouth, thus giving your cheeks that Marlon Brando Godfather look
Come over here babe, let me suck on those empty tiddies till my cheeks look like the Godfather