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grape

Not quite rape, yet more severe than a grope.

Derivatives of grape include graping and graped.

"He was practically graping her on the dancefloor"
etc.

by Chadwick McThrustington May 09, 2008

grape

What the grapist does to children, most often, in the mouth.

Popularized by the hilarious youtube video by the Whitest Kids U Know (WKUK), the grapist grapes children. It is in fact what he does.

1. Grapes the kids

2. Open wide kids, cuz I am going to grape you in the mouth.

3. "Not that girl, she is totally asking for it."
"WHAT?"
"Look at her, she is begging to get graped."
"Look at what she is wearing."
"Look at what she is wearing?!?!"
"It's purple."

4. A grape whistle really

5. OK! When I finish graping you I am going to go upstairs and grape your mother and father and then I am going to take your whole family down to the basement and grape you for decades and decades and decades.

6.I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you.

7. The Grapist, that's his name?

8. "Grape them"... "Its sounds to me like... he is going... to rape them"

by the_grapist November 08, 2009

grape

something they did surgery on once

they did surgery on a grape

by fortniteborger November 23, 2018

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark February 17, 2005

grape

an aphrodesiac

Singer 2: I just ate a grape and I jizzed in my pants.

by garfieldluvr137 December 15, 2008

grape

The combined act of groping and rape. Usually done by leprechauns.

The leprechauns just had a grape fest over here.

by the-Vampire January 12, 2009

grape

Slang for one's head or skull

"My grape is so big most hat's don't fit me."

by Madamasselle March 02, 2003