A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.
My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.
Based off the known meaning for an espresso shot, one would also add 1 teaspoon of home grown semen (jizz) to the coffee drink. This adds a complex flavor profile that is sure to spice up a morning cappuccino or latte. Typically a 2:1 ratio is the desired concentration for Sprizz. Example, 2 teaspoons of Sprizz per 1 ounce of espresso.
Ethically sourced Sprizz is a growing trend amongst the coffee community that is sure to brighten anyone's day after a restless night of sleep.
A Sprizz refers to an ethically sourced shot of semen that has been collected fresh from the testicles prior to one making their morning coffee drink.
A simple recipe using Sprizz would include 8 oz of drip coffee and 1 oz of frothed Sprizz with a dash of honey. Garnish with a chocolate covered espresso bean. Feel free to add a double or triple shot of Sprizz to add more kick to your beverage.
After a restless night with his ladies, Brandon needed several shots of Sprizz in his morning coffee. Miraculous, he had enough Sprizz left over to produce the ingredients needed for his morning beverage.