A fork of Rural Dictionary
underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around
look! the store sells asparagus
slang for the "man root"... delicious with melted butter (not too hot...at least not the butter)
Some asparagus is always in season...
a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.
elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?! becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head? becky-you'll never know unless you find out elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
CP slang for a young boy's penis.
Pervert: I'd love to put some asparagus in my mouth RIGHT NOW. Kid: My mommy has some in the freezer... Pervert: I meant YOUR asparagus, sweetcheeks!
a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.
asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...
to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake
josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven! jenny: gimme it, i can do it! (after a couple minutes....) josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
"Blowin' on asparagus; The realest shit I ever smoked" - Young Jeezy, "Put On"