Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

insta-spectacular

Something that starts out bad or ok and turns instantly spectacular!

First my penis wasn't right, but then I looked at some porn and now it's insta-spectacular!

by The Waffler February 09, 2005

Boob Ninja

A ninja that is addicted to boobies and possibly cocaine.

Woah, that boob ninja was totally just checking me out.

by The Waffler December 09, 2005

Slurp Lickiston

A term used to describe one that likes to slurp liquid from an ass, generally of the opposite sex.

That guy totally pulled a slurp lickiston on me last night in bed after we ate Taco Bell. The sensation was immaculate.

by the waffler May 31, 2022

mOBSCENE

It isn't your scene, it's better than a sex scene, and it's so fucking obscene, obscene, yeah.

You came to see the mOBSCENE I know it isn't your scene it's better than a sex scene and it's so fucking obscene, obscene YEAH!

by The Waffler May 05, 2005