A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hybrid between the words crazy and Asian, often have spiked hair and occasionally wear neon goggles.
dude that crasian just ran head first into that wall and ran away with his head bleeding! Classic crasian.
Another name for a long hard penis.
O shit dude! Aaron has quite the sturgeon... who woulda thought?
when a man has had sex with various animals, his penis begins to stink like animal shit.
dude i just saw aaron fucking yet another goat, he has to have a stinky fuck doodle by now.
When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.
Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"
Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.
Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."
The act of shaving a premature mustache
Yo Aaron, you gotta wack dat crusty. You look like a damn spik.
A hunter's tool used, after the deer is dead, to pull the butt hole inside-out then cut it off. Some hunters keep the butt hole and tie it on a neckless or bracelet. Legend has it that the real men swallow the butt hole.
Aaron- "Hey bro, can I borrow your Butt-out! this deer's got a tight ass."
Rich- "Sure thing"
Perhaps one of the most inquisitive minds of todays standard, but what are todays standards? You could say that where we are today is far beyond and yet far behind from what we would like to call "average". As technology advances and minds are all set for the future, our future, we grow to forget what we really need. What we need is truth, and there remains one being who has never lost and will never lose the power to skew and warp the disapproving outlooks of the customary american thoughts, and thats me. The voice of the common cock.
Aaron's soul and penis grew after experiencing the voice of the common cock