A fork of Rural Dictionary
PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus. Penis + Anus = Painus. It's a noun and a verb.
ex.1 Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch. Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass. ex.2 Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia. Friend: Ouch...
A Wealthy Man: Someone who would likely choose their occupation as a school teacher, or a principal. They often like to hire children to "Calculate their finances"
A Girl who charges sex by the mile. $10 Per Mile. M/S + M = T Then T(N) = $10(N) M = One mile in feet S = Size of manhood (In inches) T = Total amount of thrusts per mile N = Number of miles
Ex.1 5280/8 + 5280 = 5940 Then 5940(1) = $10(1) 5940 = $10 So, For every 5,940 Thrusts into the Vagina or Anus, the Taxi Cab Whore charges you $10 Ex.2 5280/7.5 + 5280 = 5984 Then 5984(2) = $10(2) 11968 = $20 If you thrust her for two miles worth of your manhood, Taxi Cab Whore charges you $20
The Wealthy Man had a child Calculate His Finances. Unfortunately, he broke his calculator. The child was Calculating Finances too hard.