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butterfinger

In order to butterfinger, one must first excrete loose, watery bowl movements (diarrhea) through their anal canal. As this process is taking place, a second party (preferably a lover) inserts their philanges into said anal canal thus acquiring their lovely brown butter. The second party may then do what they please with their sweet juice.

Bartholomew: yo, bruh, I don’t feel so good. I think I have diarrhea.

Squinphoneous II: Yoo, bet, let’s butterfinger!! 💩

by TheAguirres November 19, 2018

Twixing

When you ear fuck someone and use the wax as a lubricant for anal, in which by mixing the ear wax and shit acquired through anal, you create a Twix bar.

“Yo y’all Twix last night??”
“Yea that shit was sweet, twixing is my favorite”

by TheAguirres November 07, 2018

Lithuanian Doughnut

The act of forcibly feeding a person to such an extent, that excretion is inevitable. The catch, however, is that prior to them defacating, you force their face upon their own rectum thus enabling them to consume their own feces. The Lithuanian doughnut is essentially a solo human centipede.

“Yo ur bacc ok fam?”
“Im in pain, but I really don’t mind. The Lithuanian doughnut was a worthwhile treat!”

by TheAguirres November 17, 2018

Niagara Balls

The process of two men ejaculating into a diseased females nose, henceforth an aCUMmulation of semen and phlegm rush out the the nasal canal.

Gimme them niagara balls daddy

by TheAguirres March 08, 2019