A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your underwear smashes your nuts.
My tightie whities smashed my nuts so hard, it really bunched my bojangles.
When you put peanutbutter on your balls and let a buddy lick it.
Peter Pan put some peanutbutter on his nuts and had his dog lick it, they are now peanutbutter buddies
When you intensely fist a clit and it turns into a gaper
I seen that one ho on the corner, her twat was so wide it looked like she got a clitfist
When a vagina is so hairy, it's style looks like a massive afro.
Hey mom the 70's called, they want their afro waffle back