Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

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SanFransisco Backwards

You don't say ocsisnarfnas

Bearded Puss

When you reach down her pants and feel her bush but it feels like your beard

You her bush straight up felt like my beard, it was like a bearded puss... that's why I shaved last night

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Oreo

A form of ass eating where you break open them cheeks and lick them clean like you would an Oreo.

Yo man I pulled an Oreo on her last night

Crotch Rocket

A small street bike

I almost died tryna ride that Crotch Rocket

Money Hag

A teacher that cares more about money then the students well being.

Me - Yo did you about that Money Hag at bear river high school, I heard they had a school shooting threat and she complained to the students for an hour about how she isn't getting payed as much because he class isn't full. Bill - Why wasn't the class full. Me - Because kids stayed home so they wouldn't die.

Dad Of Boy

The true name of the newest addition to the God Of Way game saga. This name has been invented by the YouTuber JackSepticeEye. He created this new name with the absolute badassery of the voice actor for Kratos and his nonstop use of the name boy for the child he is taking care of throughout the game.

Did you see Jack's Dad Of Boy playthrough?

My Saucy Faggatoni

A nickname to use for all of your friends, especially if they say things like my guy or my dude.

Whats up my saucy faggatoni?