A fork of Rural Dictionary
A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
The act of beating it so hard, once you finish it is hard to concentrate on things other than what you were doing.
Person 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
Person 2: Huh..? Sorry I'm in nut shell-shock right now.
Now take a step back let me freeze yours off.
Have a carbonite bath, for your goose-steppin' ass.
Call my homeboy in Israel, see who got the last laugh. - ERB idk some time ago
Person 1: "Hey bro, I got 78% on my maths tes-"
(Based) Person 2: "Suck my robot balls"
A derogatory term against woke people; more precisely, Twitter-Woke people.
Woke Loser: Hello, how are y-
Based Person: KYS, Wokey
- Sun Tzu
Guy 1: "Give me an Alpha Male Quote"
Guy 2: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to become a vegetable"
An Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher is someone who gives really shitty advice pretending to be jacked and the smartest human on Earth.
Most of these people run an Instagram or Twitter account giving 'very' useful advice and commonly being named things such as 'Billionaire Mindset' or 'Alpha Male Daily'.
Also they normally have really bad maths/English skills.
Example 1:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "75% of men run after their girlfriends, the other 25% become millionaires"
Example 2:
Average Twitter/Instagram User: "Wow, I can't wait to look at some posts!"
Alpha/Sigma Male Preacher: "80% of men don't know basic math, the other 34% get women"